Paris Hilton's Devious Plan!

Paris Hilton is finally back from her heartless efforts to help orphans in South Africa. Well okay Paris went to South Africa to watch Good Charlotte perform, and only spent an hour with the kiddies but it was a quality hour. Of course Paris has to reward her self with a shopping spree and a massive dose of alcohol. In between her shopping and puking, Hilton has been plotting a devious plan to have a double wedding with bulimic spokes model Nicole Ritchie, and the Maddens. This way Paris can make millions on the photos and further exploit her friends...much like the pink powder puff of Perezhilton. But I wouldn't count on it Paris, as Nicole will not share the spotlight some second class star. No offense.