Neil Diamond Eat Your Heart Out: David Archuleta Rocks The House

David Archuleta "The Morman King", continues to wow fans singing "America" on American Idols, Neil Diamond week!

Now I hate Neil Diamond with a passion. I have seen his fan club and it resembles a bunch of trekkies without weird ears. Putting that aside, Archuleta put on a great performance with "America". Jason Castro and Brooke White stunk up the joint yet again, but to my surprise Simon Cowell pointed to Syesha as the night's loser.

Now I know that American Idol resembles a Ku Klux Klan rally, but even Thurman Strong would choose Syesha over Hitler's perfect pal, Brooke White. I have seriously gone to drunken karaoke bars and heard bar hops belch better tunes then this blond bomber. If Brooke makes it to the final three I seriously am going to boycott the show and stop pleasuring myself to her picture...