Benji Writes a Song for Paris

Paris Hilton is glowing with joy these days. Now you would think that means she is pregnant, but you would be wrong (although she has slept with more guys then the Bunny Ranch has customers). Apparently Paris's fiance, Benji Madden, has written her a love song about how beautiful she is.

"He actually wrote me a beautiful song, and actually recorded it in the studio," Hilton, 27, said Monday night at the LG launch of the TV series Scarlet. "He surprised me with it. It's called, 'Shine Your Light.' It's this really beautiful love song about me. It was the sweetest thing that anyone has ever done for me."

Now I thought Paris's sex tape was the best thing someone ever did for you. No wait it was having Hilton expose herself to Ron Jeremy. With such a beautiful soul I can only imagine how the song goes...

"You gave me herpes, I gave you crabs. The light shines, on your meth scabs." ."-Song written by Honk Man