Megan Fox Banned From Wal-Mart

Megan Fox might be the hottest girl in the world, but she is not allowed in Wal-Mart. Apparently the trailer park customers of Wal-Mart are offended by her hour glass figure, and her perky lips. That and the fact she tends to steal from Wal-Mart:

"Fox was caught stealing make-up from a Florida branch of the Wal-Mart during her rebellious teenage years. And the incident has now seen her banned from the store. A friend of the star tells the tabloid, "Megan (Fox) was quite a rebel growing up. She thought she could get away with anything, and definitely had sticky fingers. "She would pocket things like candy and gum from convenience stores, but Megan's shoplifting days were quickly put to an end when she got busted for heisting a $7 tube of lip gloss from Wal-Mart. "At first, Megan denied it. Even after they told her they caught her on surveillance video, Megan still tried talking her way out of it. But when they threatened to call the police, Megan broke down in tears and confessed."

Yeah she was such a rebel. First a $7 dollar tube of lip gloss, tomorrow crack cocaine. Stories like these are why white kids get their ass kicked in ethnic neighborhoods.