Tom Cruise Celebrates Himself

Tom Cruise is celebrating his 25 years of movie making this week. Today Cruise launched his much anticipated website tomcruise.com. Surprisingly there are more pictures of Cruise on the site then Saddam had in his bathroom. Seriously it looks like a shrine to shit. To make matters worse today Cruise will be making his return to Oprah to celebrate his career...hopefully this time he will not jump on the couches. If Tom goes overboard then he will have his famous friends to save him. This is what a couple of them had to say about Tom and his career:

Victoria Beckham on Tom: "One of our first dates, we went to the movies to see Jerry Maguire, and I wore glasses . . .It was first time David kissed me, and he completely steamed up my glasses. When we got to know Tom, we told him the story of how it was one of our first dates, and he sent us the jacket that he wore in one of the scenes, and he signed it . . . And David hasn't taken the jacket off since. I make him wear it."

Will Smith on Tom: "Every man can't just slide in a room naked with sunglasses on and pull it off . . . So I knew at that point . . . he's a star . . . I've met very few people who have made that commitment that when they leave this place, they want the world to be better, period, because they were here. And this dude has made that. There's not a single piece of press, there's not been a single interview, there's not been a single image in the 25 years of his career that gets anywhere near capturing who he is. Well, Tom, man, congratulations. We've got nothing but love for you, T.C."

Steven Spielberg on Tom: "Tom compels the audience to listen to what he says. They listen when he says a line of dialogue or even when he's being silent. He's a magnet for our attention . . . To have [the opportunity to work with Tom twice] really meant a great deal to me, and I love him and his family, and they mean a lot to me."

Honkman on Tom: "Tom reminds us that no matter how crazy your uncle is or how creepy grandpa can be, you could have it worse. God Bless you Tom for your hilarious antics, and rape of America's resources...Kate I still love you."