Randy Moss Humping Miss Kentucky...Now Thats A Derby I Want To Watch

Randy Moss proved last year that he still had game on the field. This weekend Moss proved he still had game with the honeys, wooing Kentucky's best.

The girl shoving her butt into Randy's Crotch is the much celebrated town whore, or as you know her Miss Kentucky, Alysha Harris. Now I am all for Moss dusting off his pimp cane and rounding up some of the local delicacies but Miss Kentucky? How is a guy that looks like a cracked out bum get a hottie like Alysha? Forget that for a second. Isn't Alysha supposed to be a virgin? Isn't the Miss America Pageant supposed to be wholesome? Now we have lesbian action, a girl who thinks Iraq is a new state, and humping in public. God I love America.