Jennifer Aniston is Alone Again!

Jennifer Aniston is living every girl's fantasy: Rich, famous, and stalking a guy that really doesn't want to be with you. Aniston's publicist has recently been telling everyone that will listen what a great couple Aniston and Mayer are. The truth is that they have only been on three dates and Mayer seems to have just wanted booty from Aniston, but Jennifer has not got the picture. Aniston has been non-stop texting Mayer and calling him ...guess what he is not answering. Could it be that he was with another girl?

"...A source in New York saw Mayer, a notorious horndog, out at 1 Oak Friday night with Adam Levine, and Mayer "was all over some blond girl." Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so "we can dance with our girls."

Now I am not saying that Aniston's lameness in bed is scaring away every guy that seems to have tapped oil in her country, but she does seem to drive the boys away. Could it be her annoying voice, her crazy jealous ways, or the fact she has ridden half of Hollywood? My girlfriend says it's the crabs, but some guys like seafood right?