People Magazine Buy Ashlee Simpson Wedding Pictures For One Million Dollars!

Ashlee Simpson is pushing her wedding up this weekend and guess what someone is actually shelling out one million dollars ( Dr. Evil Laugh) for the pictures. According to sources People Magazine is paying the couple a million dollars winning the betting war with ...well themselves.

"We're thrilled that celebrities continue to choose PEOPLE as the place to share their most intimate photos. We do not comment on specifics of any deals."

I understand shelling out the big bucks for Beyonce, but Ashlee Simpson. She is this generations Mili Vanili, who's claim to fame is having a hot sister. I would not give up a happy meal for these pictures, let alone a million. Retarded monkeys must be running People, or my old high school teachers.