Ellen DeGeneres Is Engaged!

Gay Pride activist and lesbian comedian, Ellen Degeneres is estatic about the new Supreme Court ruling, giving Gay's the right to marry in California. She is so happy that apparently she is getting married right away. Some suggest that it is a response to rumors of the ruling be struck down. I say that it is because her girl is way hotter then her.

"A spy in the audience of this afternoon's taping of the "Ellen Degeneres Show" tells us that after Ellen mentioned today's California Supreme Court Ruling striking down the state's ban on gay marriage, she surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the know with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi."