Lou Pearlman Sentenced To 25 Years In Prison

Lou Pearlman, creator of most teenage girls wet dreams, was sentenced to 25 years in the slammer today for money laundering and conspiracy. Pearlman, the creator of the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC, had no comment:

"Boy band man Lou Pearlman--the guy who made the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC famous--just got 25 years in the big house for money laundering and conspiracy, among other shady shit.? Big Lou Pleaded guilty back in March to a long, complicated con game that basically pumped up his net worth and cheated other people out of millions. The judge game him the maximum sentence."