Celine Dion and Her Evil Plot

Celin Dion, or as I call her the succubus from hell, has reportedly been gobbling more then just mens manhood. Dion according to Marin County records used 6.5 million gallons of water for a single home! 

"The figure - enough to fill a 50-gallon bathtub every four minutes - was taken from her utility bill records....Most homes in the area, which has a population of 126,000, use just 10,000 gallons a month to water the grass and clean their cars."

You know she is hording the water for her ultimate plan to take over the world! I speculate that she is also purchasing mass amounts of Viagra as well. Coinsidence or an evil plot to force men in to sexual slavery? Touche douch bag ...Touche.