Christian Audigier Celebrates Getting Old With Jacko

The French Fashionsto, Christian Audigier, celebrated his birthday this weekend in style! The attendees included a whore, a slut, and a child molester...you know them as Pamala Anderson, Britney Spears, and of course the gloved one, Michael Jackson. There was even a moment in the night that n Michael made an appearance on stage and grabbed something other then little boys genitals:

"Was this the moment he was going to break into song and end his years of silence? Er, no...all they got as Jacko, 49, stepped onto the platform was a whispered, "Hello". He added politely: "Christian is the King of Fashion" before turning on his heels and trouping off. An insider said: "Everyone went mad when he grabbed the microphone. The mood was electric. "But sadly there was no impromptu gig. It was a shame because he looked in pretty good shape. He was obviously just putting in an appearance for his old pal Christian."

Oh what chums they are. They drink together, play golf, and pick up little boys in windowless vans. I had a priest once that liked to do that as well...weird I know.