Mariah Carey Loves The Lumber!

Mariah Carey arrived last weekend in Japan to handle some wood, and play with the native's balls. Nick Cannon was nowhere to be seen while Carey, half naked handled the balls of Japanese finest. I can see Cannon now crying at home while folding Mariah's underwear. My advice to Cannon is to try out some of Japan's culture and eat some sushi...I know I would.