Clay Aiken To Be A Father

News was released today that former American Idol Contestant, Clay Aiken impregnated record producer, Jaymes Foster. I first thought this was a media ploy since Aiken is a pillow bitter, but sources have confirmed that Jaymes Foster is carrying Aiken's kid! Could he be straight? Could we have been wrong all these years?

The answer of course is NO! Aiken artificially inseminated foster, confirming he still likes to drive stick shift. It looks as if San Francisco still has their spokesman...hurray...I guess.