Angelina Jolie Did Not Give Birth: ET Got It Wrong Again!

Read it and weep, Angelina Jolie has given birth! ET claims that Angelina gave birth to two baby girls on early Friday morning. This is what ET had to say:

"ET breaks news that ANGELINA JOLIE has had her twins! A source close to the actress confirms that she has given birth to twins in France. "Babies are great and so is mom," we're told. ET is also hearing that the names are ISLA (pronounced eye-la) Marcheline (after her Angie's mom) and AMELIE JANE (after Brad's mom) JOLIE-PITT. The babies are the fifth and sixth children for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, whose family consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3 and Shiloh, 2."

Not so fast ET! As many sites jumped at the opportunity to start the countdown until these babies become legal, we held back...mainly because we were too drunk to type. In any case it seems the story was a fraud and that Jolie is still very pregnant and bloated.

"Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France," a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE."

I wonder how much money ET paid for the bad info? Whoever approved that decision is thoroughly getting spanked right now by the powers to be. You have been a bad boy...dirty dirty boy...lucky bastard