Bobby Browns Son Laid Lindsay Lohan In A Bathroom!

Bobby Brown is known for his crack addiction so of course his son Landon had to out-do daddy dearest. The Sun Reports that Brandon is boasting that he nailed Lindsay Lohan in a bathroom:

"Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together. I think she knew who I was when she first saw me. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in."

Lrandon my man I know you are trying to outdo you're daddy but come on. Saying "I think she knew who I was when she first saw me," when your Dad doesn't even know who you are, is a bit of a reach my man. It's not like you had to say much to get us to believe you. You could have said "that I lead her into the bathroom with a trail of bread crumbs," or "I put coke on my no no spot and she wanted to make sure she got all of it off." Next time remember you don't have to say much for us to believe a whore sleeps around.