Papa Joe Broke Up Jessica Simpson And Tony Romo

We all heard that Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson back in May. I figured that Tony just wanted to pounce on a younger hotter blond, but it seems that was not the entire reason. People Magazine reports that it was Papa Joe who mad Romo ditch Jessica:

"...Simpson's controlling father Joe has brought her relationship with Romo to the brink and was the main source behind their split in May - and he even tried to manage the NFL player's career. Joe even had a thing to do with the "...end of Jessica's marriage to Nick Lachey."

Papa Joe is like those Mormon Fathers who just want to hoard all the woman for himself. I am sure he is thinking that if he pushes away all the men that he can have Jessica all to himself. Diabolical I know, but crazy enough to work.Touche douchebag...Touche.