Britney and Mel Hook Up Again

Spears seems like he can't get enough of Mel Gibson's wrinkled old butt. First Costa Rica and now a meeting in a local bar? I see scandal written all over this.

"For more than two-and-a-half hours, the singer, 26, and the actor-filmmaker, 52, met in what was confirmed to PEOPLE as a more of an ongoing guidance session than a business pow-wow."

Pow-wow is a good way to put it. I would call it more like a negotiation of how much Mel has to pay Britney to keep her mouth shut about his Viagra filled fantasies. Yes I know about Gibson. I know you plowed Spears field and are deadly afraid of your wife finding out that it was because of Britney why you got crabs. Devious I know, but for a Jew hater like Mel, it's just another day at the office.