Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee Humping AGAIN!

You know the couples that always seem to break up, bone a couple of fresh faces, and then get back together again? Well their ring leaders Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee have announced that they are giving it another try:

"Pamela and the kids have moved in with me," Tommy tells Rolling Stone. The couple, who were married from 1995 to 1998, have two sons together, Brandon and Dylan. "It's awesome, man. It's definitely working. You can tell on the kids' faces - they're happy when we're together."

Here is my theory about why Pamela always comes crawling back to Tommy...the wiener wand. Oh yes its true! Now she has tried to replace Tommy's mammoth manhood with other contenders, but they seemed to always fall short. Plus Anderson's vagina now must be as mangled as Michael Jacksons face by now. Probably the only boat that could ride that sea now is Tommy Lee. Yep Tommy Lee is the sailor for those seas.