Adrianna Lima Just Broke My Heart!

I have another man on my assassination list now. Minnesota Timberwolves player, Marco Jaric proposed to Brazilian Hottie, Adrianna Lima yesterday. Her answer made most men cry:

"He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love," says publicist James Weir.

Ah I get it Adrianna likes the tall dark and ugly look. That is where I was going wrong! I thought I had to be handsome to get Lima, but now I know I just need to be butt hurt. Time to fuck up my face and get back on the court! Game on Serb...Game on.