R.Kelly Not Guilty...WTF!

A celebrity got off again...go figure:

"A jury has found R. Kelly not guilty! A jury acquitted the singer of all fourteen counts of child pornography. The "Bump and Grind" singer was first charged six years ago after the kinky sex tape surfaced allegedly featuring him having sex -- among other things -- with a girl who was as young as 13 at the time."

R. Kelly's defense team must have sold their soul to Satan to get this celeb off. Not only was the guy caught with Child Porn, DNA, and Several Witnesses claiming they saw him "fondling" younger women, but they had a sex tape with R. Kelly in it! For Christ Sake the jury watched R.Kelly pissing a yellow stream of guilty all over the teenie bopper. My God I would be getting Butt Rammed in the popper for the next 25 years if I had taken a number 1 all over the prom queen. You ask then why didn't the jury convict our recident pedifil...look at this douzy:

"After the trial was over, jurors spoke to the press about their decision, explaining that though they thought Kelly was on the tape, they were unsure of the girl's identity. "We were uncertain as to the female, and the absence of her was a major lack in the case," juror #23 said."

Oh I am sorry we need to interview the girl to know she got pissed on. There is no evidence that would convict R. Kelly of the potty training gone awary...oh wait I forgot WE HAVE A TAPE OF HIM DOING IT! I now know what Phillip Defranco was saying about stupid people. Next time a celebrity worries about going to jail for murder, rape or pissing on an underage chick they should look up this case and chuckle. You got your free Piss Pass via our legal system. Hurray God BlessAmerica.