Denise Richards Is

Has anyone watched Denise Richards Reality Show lately...well I figured not, so I might as well clue you into what the show is about. Denise made the show to "set the record straight", and to stop the lies about her in the media. By "straight" I really mean her sexuality (which is debatable), and by stop the lies, I really mean see what a gullible audience will believe.

"On the show, Richards says more than once that she's no husband stealer, claiming that she and Heather Locklear weren't friends for months before she started dating Locklear's estranged husband, Richie Sambora - and that the relationship started only after Locklear and Sambora split. But a Locklear pal says otherwise. "Heather has phone records that prove Denise was calling Richie while Heather was still married to him," our source said. "Heather was such a good friend to Denise. She gave Denise clothes and offered her a shoulder to cry on when she and [now ex-husband] Charlie [Sheen] split up - there are even photos in the press of Heather taking Denise out after she and Charlie split. And then a few weeks later - not months - Denise starts dating Richie. "For Denise to claim that not only did she not initiate contact with Richie but that she and Heather weren't friends for three months before she took up with him, well, that's just absurd and an outright lie. "Denise also claims she's still friends with Richie - which is not true. He doesn't speak to her at all."

Has anyone noticed that this chick is bi-polar? When you have a chance take a look at the nut job flipping out on a People Magazine editor click here.

Fuck the Real World, this shit is straight humor. I haven't seen a chick this messed up since I accidently put my manhood in my ex's pooper. As crappie as that situation was, it paralls in comparison to this crazy hoe! I fully expect next episode to watch Richards start talking to herself and cursing at imaginary people.