Billy Bob Thorton Claims Jolie Will Be Back

Remember when Billy Bob Thorton told America that sex with Angelina Jolie is like having sex with a couch? After Billy Bob said these comments, men everywhere lubed up their couch cushions for a couple rounds. As most were thoroughly disappointed we assumed that Billy Bob must be on crack. Well today an article from Askmen.com had Thorton claiming Angelina was just in a "high School" phase right now and really didn't love Pitt. Of course the article has since been pulled, but we were able to grab this zinger of a quote:

"She is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there," Billy Bob was quoted telling AskMen.com at a press launch for his new music album. "She'll be waking up from that dream in no time." The actor, who was married to Jolie for three years, was also quoted saying Jolie and Pitt - the parents of Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh and very shortly, twin girls - "had nothing in common." "Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though," Billy Bob supposedly said."

I doubt Jolie is concerned that Billy Bob Thorton will not be waiting for her. That's like me saying that the hot Victoria Secret model that screwed me once out of pity, is yearning for some more of my sweet loving. It's ok though, I think I am better off without her anyways. Can anyone tell me if Wal-Mart is having a special on rope these days?