Matthew McConaughey Knows How To Have A Good Time

Matthew McConaughey has been breaking a lot of hearts lately by having a fiance, and a baby on the way.  Don't worry girls Matt isn't going to let that stop his party. Let the good times roll:

"He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old," claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. "He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around.
"A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, 'I've lost my flip-flops!'"

People are acting like this is a big deal. I can't even count the amount of times I got drunk, humped a hoe on the dance floor, and then lost my sandals down a sewage ditch. You are acting like he has some kind of responsibilities...he's a free man baby. Oh right the baby. No worries Matt I will send you a beer hat that way you can drink while burping the baby... Genius.