Welcome Maddie Spears To The Trailor Park...Yeah!

Finally Jamie Lynn Spears popped out another redneck in the making!

"Just the family was there," says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. "Everyone is healthy and happy."

Some people call me a guru of sorts so I am well versed in being able to tell the fate of families. I see a baby being breast feed by an illegal Mexican prostitute, whose milk mostly consists of tequila. I see Jamie Lynn going on Maury with 10 different possible fathers. Oh the future is bright for this new family, with such guidance as Britney Spears, and the lovable coke fiend K-Fed. If you want your fortunes unveiled by the guru please dial 1-800- Dumbass.