Katie Holmes Is Bonding With Nicole Kidman?

It seems Katie Holmes, our resident brainwashed robot, really likes Nicole Kidman. This is strange considering Kidman is Tom Cruises ex, and thinks Scientology is retarded. Nevertheless, Holmes has made a concentrated effort to show Kidman that she wants freedom too...I mean friendship. Katie even sent Nicole a gift basket full of overpriced baby crap:

"Katie shipped hubby Tom Cruise's eight-months-pregnant ex-wife a deluxe gift basket filled with onesies, stuffed toys, a baby blanket and more from Neiman Marcus in Beverly Hills, an insider tells Star.Katie wanted the best of everything in the basket," the insider says. "It cost over $2,000."

Now what the story doesn't tell you is that the basket also had a decoded message in it pleading for Nicole's help. A portion of the message probably sounded like this: "S.O.S ...help me escape the evil one, or at least send me some more batteries for my ..." If you would like to donate money for the "Help Holmes Escape Fund" please send all money too ...