Ryan Seacrest's Mom Is In Denial

I am a strong believer in the phrase "Mother Knows Best," however some Mom's tend to be in denial mode. Take Connie Seacrest for example. She believes her son; Ryan Seacrest is single because he is really busy, instead of being really gay.

"Ryan likes to date, but he's so busy now. There's not a woman in the world that wants to go out with a guy who gets up at 4:30 in the morning and goes to bed at 8:30 at night....We're going to find him a better life as far as not working every single hour of the day before he makes a commitment."

The only place Seacrest mom would be right, is the same place purple dinosaurs, and pink unicorns exist. We call this Imagination Land. You can get to Imagination Land by taking a long turn down denial road, a hard right at oblivious, and straight past painful reality. For quicker route please refer to the LSD manual.