Mario Lopez Want's A Piece Of Eva Longoria

Mario Lopez is back on the market after cheating on and dumping, former Dancing With The Stars teammate, Katrina. Normally when this happens a guy likes to try on a number of different vagina's to make sure he gets one that has a snug fit. Apparently he has already gone over the blueprints of Eva Longoria's sweat spot, with former tenants and figures it be a perfect fit. One small problem...Eva is married:

"We never dated. Unfortunately. We met a long time ago, and she was always with somebody or I was with somebody. But we hit it off and I have the utmost respect for her. Tony Parker is a lucky guy. I was in (sic) her wedding. I walked her mum down the aisle."

To some this could be a roadblock. I admit I was once stumped with this problem as well, until I watched a full episode of Maury. The show is pure genius. I learned to put dirty thongs under their bed, and spray perfume on all of husband's clothes. For the coo de gra I place a bit of crabs on his toilet seat for good measure. Follow the Maury Handbook you will be on your way to plowing any husbands wife guaranteed!