Rod Stewart Is Still A Pimp

Rod Stewart is over 60 years old and is still having random romps with his 37 year old wife. I am in my twenties and can't pry the legs of my girlfriend apart with a crow bar. Of course I could look at it another way. That maybe poor little Rod still is being breast feed and since his mommy can only shoot out powdered milk, he had to use his wife for his daily dose of goodness. If I look at it this way I can see him as pathetic and myself as a sex god; Instead of being labeled a looser. Hmmm... I will go with Rod as pathetic.