Taste My Ass Kobe

Shaq and Kobe were once teammates and the most dominating force in the NBA. Four years later they have developed the greatest rivalry of all time. Shaq wins a Title in Miami, and Kobe wins the MVP. Kobe is Captain of the U.S Olympic team, Shaq gets his own TV show. Kobe tells Colorado Police that he should of paid off the hoe like the diesel did, Shaq tell Kobe to taste his ass...you know pretty healthy rivalry. The big cactus is telling everyone that everything is fine and he doesn't dislike Kobe...right:

"I was freestyling. That's all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever. That is what MCs do. They freestyle when called upon. I'm totally cool with Kobe. No issue at all. And by the way, don't forget, six albums, two platinum, two gold. Anybody who knows me knows I'm a funny freestyler. Check the NBA DVD when I was rapping about Vlade Divac during my first championship run. Please tell everybody don't make something out of nothing."

I am not sure but rapping about how Kobe can "taste your ass" doesn't seem like best friends material. Just to make sure I called up my Dad and told him to watch a live blog cast. I used my wicked MC skills and said that my Dad can taste my ass. The next day my Dad clocked me with a baseball bat and told me he isn't a priest and I am not an alter boy. I was then disowned. The moral of the story is that people do not tell people they like to taste your ass, unless you live in San Francisco.

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