Amy Winehouse Has A Death Wish

Amy Winehouse was released from the hospital yesterday after being diagnosed with emphysema. The doctors told her that she only had 70% lung capacity and that any amount of smoke could kill her. What do you think the first thing she did when she left is? If you said smoke you would be correct:

"The Back To Black singer was all smiles as she piled into a cab, stopping off for a brief shopping trip before returning home. But in a worrying sign she's yet to shake her bad habits, the 24-year-old was seen lighting up a cigarette as she emerged from facility despite stern warnings from doctors. Her father Mitch Winehouse has admitted that he is terrified that she will fall into her old habits and is concerned she'll be 'dead in three months'."

I don't know why everyone is on her case. Doctors are wrong all the time. Whoever said crack was bad...show me the studies. Let the good times roll baby. Wooohoo.

Now if you read that last statement and said to yourself "man this guy is right," please do us all a favor and snip your shit. Nobody wants another dumb SOB like Winehouse running around, bringing down the overall intelligence of an entire nation.