Avril Lavigne might have dropped off the face of this Earth, but she might still be able to conquer something other than her battle with crabs. It seems that Lavigne's 2007 single "Girlfriend", is only one million views away from becoming You Tube's most watched video of all time. This of course would beat out the extremely exciting video "the evolution of dance." In other news American Children are illiterate, and have the lowest test scores in history... I am just saying.