Hugh Hefner Has Back Pain From To Much Love Making

Hugh Hefner is like every other 80 year old man. He has a hard time standing up, breathing, and has incredible lower back pain. The only difference is that he a hard time with all of that because he is boinking three sexy supermodels. Poor Man:

"The 82-year-old Playboy tycoon - who lives with three girlfriends at the infamous Playboy mansion in Los Angeles - is renowned for his womanizing ways, but says his bedroom activities have caused him health problems. He told FoxNews.com: "I have some aches and pains and I have had lower back problems since the 80s. Too much time in bed rustling around with friends!"

My dream is to be like Hef one day. You know have a lot of cash and pretend woman really want me for my body. Then I can be screwing real life hotties, instead of cutting holes out in magazines. Plus the paper cuts I have been getting hurt like a bitch.