Obama Denies Being Email Buddies With Scarlett Johansson

Presidential hopeful, Barack Obama is rumored to have sent several emails to Scarlett Johansson. Scarlett confirmed that they had been corresponding and were "email buddies." Today Obama addressed the media about Johansson basically saying "this bitch be crazy":

"But speaking to reporters aboard his campaign plane, Obama said the actress doesn't have his personal email address. "She sent one email to Reggie, who forwarded it to me," Obama said, referring to his 26-year-old personal assistant, Reggie Love. "I write saying, 'thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,' and suddenly we have this email relationship"

I can see how Scarlett could have mistaken. I once got an autograph from Shakira and she gave me that special look. Next thing I knew I was being beaten up by security guards outside her home. Apparently it is "against the law" to watch a woman take a shower. People these days.