Lindsay Lohan Has A Bastard Sister!
Lindsay Lohan's life is a complete mess. She has gone to rehab on several occasions, DUI's, Stole Steve-o's cocaine, stole a mink jacket, and is messing around with a butch dike-like creature. Lindsay is one more fuck up away from an appearance on the Maury Show. But even Lindsay was shocked when she found out her dad, Michael Lohan, had cheated on her mom and given the world another bastard child. OK reports:
"In a statement to OK!, Michael says, "Years later [the woman he was messing with behind Dina's back] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."
Man you know life must really suck to be a Lohan girl. No matter what you do something incredibly crappy happens to you. It's like the Lohan's are God's toilet. When Jesus needs to take a Crap he just takes a steaming pile of shit on a Lohan. When he drinks too much he takes a piss on a Lohan. When he masturbates he blows his load on a Lohan. I think you get my point.
