Those Wacky British Did It Again

America needs to step up its game when it comes too messed up TV Shows. The worst thing we have is Flavor Flav or Tila Tequila. Compare that with the England's newest show "Britain's Missing Top Model", where producers comb the countryside for Britain's hottest DISABLED WOMAN! Yeah I know I am as mad as you are...I can't believe we didn't think of it first! New York Post Reports:

"'Britain's Missing Top Model' only features models with disabilities from around the world - including one from the U.S... Among the eight lovely ladies who will duke it out onscreen are women without limbs, some who are partially paralyzed and one who is deaf. U.K. Marie Claire editor Marie O'Riordan, who serves as a judge for "Missing Top Model," says she has high hopes for the show: "I do believe the program could help challenge our attitudes to disability. I want to see the winner shake up the fashion industry. These young women shouldn't be invisible to the fashion world just because they are disabled."

Too bad this is not in America. I could get my sister Eileen, who works at IHop to try out for the show. People might call her stumpy and she could get exploited but I would get plenty of sympathy sex. That in itself would make it well worth it.