Ranae Shrider Claims Mini Me Member Was Proportional To His Small Body

Ranae Shrider, the harlot that let mini me put his mini member in her, was interviewed yesterday about the sex tape. When asked if he was a tripod, like previously reported, Shrider told America the cold hard truth:

Radio Show: What is Verne working with? Like what is his mini me? What is it like? What is he working with?

Renee: The only thing I'm going to say. This is all I'm going to say. Um. As previously reported on interviews made by him, it is definitely not a tripod.

Radio Show: So Verne is 2'8", 2'10".

Ranae: 2'8"

Radio Show: So you're saying he's proportionate for a man of 2'8"

Renee: Yes.

Now I know why Mini Me is blocking the sex tape from going public. It's cool to say you are a midget with a 9 inch wang. It sucks to say you are a troll with a 1 inch of fun. The big question here is why would Ranae stick with Mini-Me if he wasn't packing some serious heat? What do you think?