Amy Winehouse Thinks She Is Going To Die

Amy Winehouse is one cigarette short of a dirt nap, and still finds the time to hang out with fans. That would normally be courageous, but you kind of lose the hero vibe when you pop a fan in the mouth. Winehouse's spoke person said that the fan tried to put his hand in the goody jar (barf) and Amy was just defending herself. As the mere thought of Amy's nasty no no spot makes me rush to the bathroom, I came up with another reason...she thinks she is going to die! After listening to some of her last comments you get the feeling she knows the crypt is calling and wants to go out with a bang. People Magazine reports:

"You Know I'm No Good." Before she sang "Wake Up Alone," she told the crowd, "I wrote this one for [incarcerated husband] Blake [Fielder-Civil.] I thought I'd never see him again." The beleaguered Brit, 24, then mumbled a bit, and told the crowd: "I've only got two weeks left of this predicament, so this one's for you, Blake."

Hey I can't blame Cracked out chick. If I was knew I was going to die in a couple weeks I would do some screwed up things. Like walk in a Victoria Secret store naked, jack off in the boss's coffee, and of course somehow convince my girlfriend to let me use her backdoor entrance. If Amy wants to crack a few drunken pervs before she meets her maker ( well probably not that one) we should let her swing away. What do you think?