Angelina Finnally Gave Birth To The Twins

Oh my God Angelina Jolie has finally given birth to the twins, or that's what several media outlets have reported. The only thing is that Jolie is still in the delivery room. Fox reports:

"Nadine Bauer, press attach? for the Lenval Hospital in Nice, said Jolie is fine and that everything is going well. She said Jolie's admittance to the maternity wing had been planned for some time. Bauer said the 33-year-old actress will almost certainly remain in the hospital until she gives birth. She said Jolie was admitted so she could be kept under normal surveillance -- and is not expected to give birth immediately. Bauer said Jolie was admitted recently but wouldn't say exactly when. "There's no urgency. It's been planned for a long time," she said. "She's very well. Everything is fine."

Wow Angelina has to be the recreation of Mother Nature. According to our news this is the fourth time she has popped out twins in a month. Of course if we listened to the tube and believed it 100 percent of the time we would believe that Iraq was a success, Will Smith was really black, and Oprah isn't the puppet master behind the Obama campaign. The only problem with that is that you can see the strings on Obama's suit, Will Smith is part of a Nazi group called Scientology, and Iraq is still a shit hole. Mission complete my ass.