Matthew McConaughey Is A Daddy!

Mattew McConaughey shed his drunken ways and became a family man last night. Well that might be a bit of a stretch, but he did become a father. I will drink to that.

"A healthy baby boy was born," Matthew tells OK! in an exclusive statement. "Camila and I were side by side the entire time. We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world - Having a child and making a family. Now comes the greatest adventure - raising one, together."

Yeah adventure time. This reminds me when I went on a great adventure to steal panties out of the cheerleader's lockers. I of course got caught and landed myself in jail where I started another adventure called "don't drop the soap." A little advice from the Honk man, adventures are over rated and tend to be a big pain in the ass.