Drew Barrymore Is Back On The Market Boys

The world has been obsessed about the A-Rod, Madonna saga. What is going to happen next? Who is going to be the first to spill the beans? How much can A-Rod's wife take? Now that I have got you excited let me completely change the subject to news you don't care about like Drew Barrymore and Justin Long breaking up:

"Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have split, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.
"They are still friends," a source close to Barrymore tells Us."

I know a lot of you are like "what the hell man," thinking I mislead you about the story. Well would you have really read about Drew Barrymore and the dork next door if I didn't? Honestly we know that people want to read news about Justin Long as much as they want to get a cavity search, but are job is to inform the world about the truth. That's why I would like to announce that I have a 12 inch penis. You heard it first here.