Amy Winehouse Has Discovered The Cure For Meth Scabs

Apparently the cure for meth scabs is a ton of tanning...fake bake style. If you don't believe me just ask notorious Meth addict, Amy Winehouse.? Winehouse apparently bought the tanning bed to get rid of the scabs that mysteriously keep on appearing on her body.

"Rehab singer Amy, 24, even dozes off under the ultraviolet lamps, which release the same type of harmful radiation found in sunlight.
One friend said: "Amy can't do anything by halves. Recently she has been going for it on the sunbed, but she won't be told. She bought it to get rid of scabs that started appearing on her skin."

Who would have known that the cure for Meth Scabs would be turning orange? I guess my cure of just not taking Meth was a bit premature. Amy Winehouse you proved me wrong yet again, you cunning devil you.