Miley Cyrus Says She Is A Virgen...Right

Recently Miley Cyrus did an interview with Vanity Fair where she claimed she would like to do a "younger, cleaner version of Sex and The City." The twist is that Miley's version would have no sex because she is pure and stuff (please refer to pictures for chastity). I would like to call this No Fun For Fugly Chicks.

"I like to think of myself as the girl that no one can get, that no one can keep in their hand," she tells the magazine. As a testament to her virginity, Cyrus wears a purity ring. "Even at my age, a lot of girls are starting to fall," she says, "and I think if [abstaining] is a commitment girls make, that's great."

Of course by "sex" she really means Gang Bang, and by "appstinance" she means dude wears a condom.

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