It's on again for Madonna and Guy?

What's the story with Madonna and Guy? Are they on or are they off? We all have all heard the gossip about an affair Madonna was supposedly having with New York Yankee baseball star Alex Rodriguez. My question is why in the world would HOT Rodriguez, who's only 32, be interested in Madonna? She is now 50 years old and way past her prime. Plus now that she has been doing weights, excessively, she looks a bit like a he. What happened to that Material Girl?

But surprise, surprise, Madonna and Guy are not at all affected by the media scrutiny, Ritchie recently told PEOPLE his marriage is fine. We can all rest in peace now!