Jenna Jameson Is Pregnant. Prego Porn Anyone?

Jenna Jameson, the retired Queen of porn has announced today that she is pregnant. Jameson has told reporters that she would like to have a natural birth. Women everywhere cringed, but do not worry ladies Jenna has had larger things (penis pun intended) coming out of her then a 5 pound baby. Whew crisis avoided:

"Congrats to Jenna Jameson. The retired porn queen is pregnant with the baby of her boyfriend, UFC champ Tito Ortiz. "She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything," said our source. "She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time." Jameson miscarried during her marriage to Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006. She also once failed with in vitro. Jameson's assistant didn't return calls and Ortiz's rep had no comment."

I can't wait until the kid's first "bring you're parent to work day", when the teacher has to slap on the 11 inch dong to show students how mommy makes the mullah. Watch out students she has been known to squirt.