People have asked the age old question; how do you screw up a wet dream? I don't have a clue but you can ask Penelope Cruz. She has fucked up a few of my dreams lately:
"While relationship questions regarding Bardem were off-limits at the film's Los Angeles press day over the weekend, Cruz admitted that kissing Johansson wasn't anything special."We didn't talk about it much, then Woody told us how the shot was going to be, but Scarlett and I don't have any funny stories to tell about it," Cruz said. "It felt [like] nothing, nothing happened."
Woody I never judged you for screwing an under age Asian girl who happened to
be your step daughter. I never asked
questions about your several trips to Tailand for some mini me sensations, but destroying
a hot scene between two hotties...unforgivable.