Please Somebody Just Spear Britney!

According to Star Magazine, Adnan is claiming to be the proud Poppa of Britney's unborn child. Here I was just thinking she had one to many trips to McDonalds...what are the odds.

"Only weeks after Britney Spears drove to Rosarita Beach, Mexico to exchange marriage vows with Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo is bragging to friends that she is going to have his baby, Star has learned exclusively.And what do you know! The fallen pop princess' belly is starting to show a little bulge, in spite of hours of classes at the Millennium Dance Complex."

I guess two children without a real mom is not enough for Mrs. Spears and why not? I say go for it Britt! Think about the discounts at Sizzler you can get, and don't forget the group rate for family theorpy...you're my hero.