Johnney Depp Public Enemy Number One!

Johnny Depp is hard to work on his new movie Public Enemies in Indiana. In his new role Depp will play a ruthless gangster, knocking off anyone that crosses him. This is a far cry from the nice guy Johnny genuinely is in real life. I mean who wouldn't want an island for a present?  All I get from my man is 5 pumps and a dump.

Why are all the good ones gone! Looks like I will have to continue dateing limp dick Steve again. At least I still have the pool boy.