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It looks like the pressure of being the wife of crazed cult leader Tom Cruise, is finally weighing on her (heavy weighs the crown). It seems that Holmes has been suffering from headaches and dizzy spells for the past several weeks. Although no medical reasons can be given, friends say she is getting skinnier by the moment. Star Magazine reports:

"When Katie recently lunched at her favorite restaurant, L.A.'s Joan's on Third, it was obvious that something was terribly wrong. She seemed exhausted, her skin was pale, and she looked feeble and emaciated. "She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door," says an eyewitness at the restaurant. Once outside, a confused and unsteady Katie braced herself against the doorframe before her bodyguard carefully guided her into a waiting SUV."

Another one of the building reasons why Holmes is constantly being crushed by these dehabilitating headaches is her Nazi like routine forced upon her by none other then Fuhrer himself, Tom Cruise!

"To complicate matters even further, while Tom goes off for days at a time ("His rule is 'You can be with me, but don't ask about it,'" says a source), Katie is overseeing the interior design of their lavish $35 million Beverly Hills mansion. "To him, the home is a status symbol," says a source, "so it's on Katie's shoulders to pull off something beyond magnificent, something Tom can brag about. She's giving herself headaches thinking about it and making herself sick."

Katie its time to break the chains of oppression and leave your cult like prison. Seriously you look like a Jew in the holocaust with Tom being the ever present Nazi asshole that's stinking up the joint. Save yourself and leave Tom with his alien friends.

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anonymous says:
26-Mar-2008
anonymous
I double that. The poor young thing didn't have a clue what she was getting herself into. She herself was star struck then now is stuck with this scientology freak of nature who made her have a silent birth. Give me a break, let him shit one out silently.
anonymous says:
26-Mar-2008
anonymous
Ahh I hate Tom Cruise! Girl get a new man!
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