Spitzers Mistress Set To Break The Bank

Let the bidding wars begin. Ashley "Kristen"...you know Spitzer's call girl, is making some serious dough off her new fame. Hustler has recently offered her 1 million dollars, and Kick Ass Pictures if she decides to accept, will rake Ashley in 1 Million dollars, so we can all see what Spitzer enjoyed so much. I think the most outrageous amount is that she has made $300,000 dollars off two songs she made in the last 7 days!  She couldn't make it on American Idol yet she is swimming in the doughbecause she knows how to lay on her back. 

"Whatever [the magazines] offer her, that's the opening bid," said Howard Bragman, a longtime public-relations expert in Hollywood. "You start a bid ding war. Who isn't going to buy this issue?"

I am not going to buy it (I will watch the porn though). I heard the song for FREE on her Myspace profile and I wanted rip my ears out and kill myself with a dull instrument. I am all for whore's making their mullah: Life time member of the Bunny Ranch right here, but this is ridiculous. That's like saying my a fat intern can shag Clinton and get Millions from it....Oh yeah nevermind.